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Most information about the game is already disseminated around. Let's gather it quickly:

  • "my game is a bad joke" - my username
  • "a joke about babies being thrown and smacked into walls" - the nsfw warning
  • "How Many Babies Does It Take To Paint A Wall?" - the game's title
  • "Depends on how hard you throw them" - in the game's description

More things:

  • Am I the author of this joke? By no means, just google it, it's everywhere. I'm just the depraved mind with too much spare time who's turned it into a videogame.
  • Why GBJAM5? It just happened to be the perfect timing.
  • Is it only playable on the web? If enough people are interested I'll upload pc and android versions.
  • "You're a horrible, disgusting person and I hate you!!!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That is basically everything. For any further questions please use the comments box below.


BONUS JOKE!

What is the worst thing about going out of a pool full of dead babies floating? Hiding your erection.

StatusIn development
PlatformsWindows, HTML5
Rating
Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars
(27 total ratings)
Authormygameisabadjoke
GenreSimulation
Made withLÖVE
Tagsbaby, black-humor, Game Boy, GBJam, gbjam5, Gore, joke, NSFW, Pixel Art
Average sessionA few seconds
InputsMouse

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i did it in 30, yay

this game is pretty hard

10/10 lore

funniest shit i have ever seen, especially with the music

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Alt title: How Many Babies Does It Take To Paint A Floor?

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dont do this in real life you will go to jaill and ill do this dance to take ur soul 😈😈😈😈😈

It works pretty well, but sometimes its difficult to hit the high corners and accuracy isn't great. Otherwise pretty fun.

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what did you make this masterpiece on? like what engine?

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Actually it was my first try on Löve (LUA language) with Notepad++. I wasn't too sure about it but it rocks! For a simple thing like this, totally recomended. If you're interested you can read a small postmortem here.

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I'm wondering also how did you learn LÖVE cause I have been wanting to try LÖVE out but I don't get what it is can you plz help the only language I know is gml so did you just watch tutorials or something

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I can't play it. It freezes on Running...

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This happened a couple times during development, I'm not sure why. Try refreshing the page or downloading the game.

If you're not on windows I can try and upload a build for your system the day after tomorrow, when I go back from vacation.

I don't know what I expected.

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My big conclusion after throwing all the babies: babies don't fly.

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Did you throw ALL the babies?? :O

You can throw them above the wall and actually at some point there had been a bug that made them fly.

Cheers

Probably the bugs kept flying away from me that I didn't notice any baby bug *puns* xD.