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Most information about the game is already disseminated around. Let's gather it quickly:

  • "my game is a bad joke" - my username
  • "a joke about babies being thrown and smacked into walls" - the nsfw warning
  • "How Many Babies Does It Take To Paint A Wall?" - the game's title
  • "Depends on how hard you throw them" - in the game's description

More things:

  • Am I the author of this joke? By no means, just google it, it's everywhere. I'm just the depraved mind with too much spare time who's turned it into a videogame.
  • Why GBJAM5? It just happened to be the perfect timing.
  • Is it only playable on the web? If enough people are interested I'll upload pc and android versions.
  • "You're a horrible, disgusting person and I hate you!!!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That is basically everything. For any further questions please use the comments box below.


What is the worst thing about going out of a pool full of dead babies floating? Hiding your erection.


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what did you make this masterpiece on? like what engine?


Actually it was my first try on Löve (LUA language) with Notepad++. I wasn't too sure about it but it rocks! For a simple thing like this, totally recomended. If you're interested you can read a small postmortem here.


I'm wondering also how did you learn LÖVE cause I have been wanting to try LÖVE out but I don't get what it is can you plz help the only language I know is gml so did you just watch tutorials or something


I can't play it. It freezes on Running...


This happened a couple times during development, I'm not sure why. Try refreshing the page or downloading the game.

If you're not on windows I can try and upload a build for your system the day after tomorrow, when I go back from vacation.

I don't know what I expected.


My big conclusion after throwing all the babies: babies don't fly.


Did you throw ALL the babies?? :O

You can throw them above the wall and actually at some point there had been a bug that made them fly.


Probably the bugs kept flying away from me that I didn't notice any baby bug *puns* xD.